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myanonymouslove:

the-vashta-nerada:

i was with a new friend yesterday and he was telling us how he worked on a maple syrup farm and then he kind of pulls me aside and was like “hey don’t tell anyone but i can get you some maple syrup at a nice discount price but technically it’s not legal but let’s keep that on the down low” and i think i just made friends with an illegal maple syrup dealer

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njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

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http://theunicornkittenkween.tumblr.com/post/82924488154/dinosaur-erotica-mamavalkyrie-n-e-rvo-s-a

dinosaur-erotica:

mamavalkyrie:

n-e-rvo-s-a:

A big fuck you to the assholes who think that faking a mental illness makes them cute or quirky, and a big shoutout to the people who actually require the attention that is wasted on the assholes.

Or to the people that…

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gnumblr:

reblog if you’re the gay cousin

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wellerstein:

meme-farmer:

even the cop gets in trouble

was this an episode of graceland

meladoodle:

THREE DAY WEEKENDS 
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breakfastburritoe:

old macdonald had a farm *bastille voice* eh oh eh oh eh eh oh eh oh

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princette:

hpmyn:

The sun doesnt give a shit about you the stars aren’t proud of you the plants arent happy you exist I’m so tired of this fucking website

people saying harmless things to cheer others up makes me SO MAD and theres NOTHING WORSE and THIS WEBSITE IS ABSOLUTE TRASH how can people do things that have NO EFFECT ON ME to try and spread positive vibes I AM A PISSBABY SUPREME

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talkingheadache:

★☽cute shit and death☾★

notwifi:

um hi, my friend wants to know if you think im hot

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submariet:

lntruding:

 soviet russian grandma cats complaining about their grandchildren and swapping recipes

THEY HAVE EAR HOLES let me die
submariet:

lntruding:

 soviet russian grandma cats complaining about their grandchildren and swapping recipes

THEY HAVE EAR HOLES let me die
psychmajorpizzamaker:

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

optimus-primette:

stunningpicture:

He designed this special shoes, shared between him and his paralyzed daughter just to make her feel the sensation of walking.

WEEP DAFEELS PENETRATE ME

Oh my goodness

This is probably so good for her body, too! Imagine her muscles getting moved in ways they don’t normally and she is upright and hopefully not having any pressure spots! This is lovely in so many ways!